why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction
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y’all I swear those Johny Johny Yes Papa videos are gonna be revealed later on that they’re spreading some type of latent propaganda or mining bitcoin or some shit bc there’s just something…. not right about those videos
im almost positive theyre some form of click farm/grooming videos which proliferate youtube kids. heres some decent background on it. but yeah theres something wrong about them
Good essay, thank you for the source
here’s a tedtalk about the horrors of children’s youtube, if you’re interested
Here’s another really good video [X] which references the first essay linked above. (Also this guy’s video essays are great in general, I highly recommend them)
concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods
what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons
I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart
To think I was getting better
I keep thinking back to when I was getting help for my mental health issues while being in an, apparently, abusive relationship. I hate that I still don’t know if it was my mental health issues or if it was them being a jerk.
Considering I destroyed more friendships I seriously think it was just me. I try so hard to be nice and loving, caring and understanding and full of life but I just keep ruining things.
Paranoia eats away at me constantly in the back of my head, my self hatred convinces me others view me the same. I’m going to lose Tess and I love her so much. I don’t know when, I don’t know how but apparently my self hatred makes her mad at me.
I guess I’m implying she’s dumb.
At least I don’t have break down cries
At least she’d hug me when I did.
I lose everybody eventually and I need to stop driving people away but I’m so, so very broken.
I want everybody to be happy, healthy and safe.
People don’t need the toxicity that is me in their life
please watch this person shred on a hurdy gurdy
That is a very good quality gurdy…and I wish I could play like that…
If you’ve never heard hurdy-gurdy before, allow me to assure you that whatever you are expecting it to sound like, it won’t be even a fraction as cool as the real thing.
I was not expecting to hear a blistering hurdy-gurdy solo this fine morning
I am Happy
I am so fucking happy and surrounded by amazing people. I am constantly assaulted by paranoia but I hope I will continue to be a good person and I hope I am as good as the people around me say I am
I want to live.
I fucked up
I have yet another crush on a friend.
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